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Kafka
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Kafka

Du bist dumm wie Dosenbrot, Male

ciao bitches! Dec 10, 2015

    1. Nalla
      Nalla
      Happy Birthday Spike!!!!
    2. Tanis
      Tanis
      Will you or won't you?
    3. Schnarf
      Schnarf
      hows the forum m6

      no longer an admin?
      1. Kafka
        Kafka
        Nope. I found a life so I left.
        May 14, 2016
      2. Schnarf
        Schnarf
        sounds terrible. my condolences
        May 15, 2016
        Xen likes this.
    4. Ombra
    5. SHIRO
      SHIRO
      >he doesn't have a coloured Username anymore
      you're free buddy :catplox:

      prolly been like this for a while and I've just not noticed right :catroll:

      hit me up on skype sometime man :catflower2:
    6. saika
      saika
      [​IMG]

      BAM!
      1. Ombra likes this.
    7. Kafka
      Kafka
      ciao bitches!
      1. Iceman
        Iceman
        adios you wonderful motherfucker
        Dec 11, 2015
    8. Azure Mistress
      Azure Mistress
      Hey Paki, are you a big fan of Neon Indian too?
    9. saika
      saika
      puss puss *__*
    10. SHIRO
      SHIRO
      i love you koof :sad:
      1. Kafka likes this.
      2. SHIRO
        SHIRO
        no u cunt dont just like it and then ignore me, how dare you you monster
        Nov 19, 2015
      3. Kafka
        Kafka
        I wasnt even planning to like it but then I realised if I like it, you'd get the point. :cathug:
        Nov 21, 2015
    11. Xen
      Xen
      Kafka is OC.
      1. Kafka
        Kafka
        yeah, it is. as dead as me.
        Nov 10, 2015
        Xen likes this.
      2. Kyle
        Kyle
        Since when is kafka active again
        Nov 10, 2015
      3. Xen
        Xen
        I stole this just for you, Mr. Dead.

        [​IMG]
        Nov 10, 2015
    12. Ombra
    13. Xen
      Xen
      You're not allowed to gracefully become a grumpy, miserable middle aged man.
    14. Ombra
      Ombra
      Have a giggle m8
      1. Kafka
        Kafka
        Bunch of hamsters are more intelligent than these fucktards.
        Oct 9, 2015
      2. Ombra
        Ombra
        Haha, that's a bit generous.
        Oct 9, 2015
    15. Kafka
      Kafka
      suck it.
      1. Xen and Bob like this.
      2. Bob
        Bob
        I love you too.
        Sep 28, 2015
      3. Xen
        Xen
        That's not very adminly.
        Sep 28, 2015
    16. SHIRO
      1. Kafka likes this.
      2. Kafka
        Sep 25, 2015
      3. Kyle
        Kyle
        kafka is dead how's that possible
        Sep 25, 2015
    17. Lavi
      Lavi
      NEXT MONTH IS OCTOBER
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Kafka
        Kafka
        I knew you would be kind enough to remind me. Such a bae. <3
        Sep 23, 2015
      3. Lavi
        Lavi
        <3
        Sep 23, 2015
      4. Ombra
        Ombra
        You won't even blow kisses back on skype :'c
        Sep 23, 2015
    18. Miho
      Miho
      Kafka. Where do I find my user cp?
      1. Bob
        Bob
        As Koofka is MIA, I'll help. In the upper right you see your Avatar, Name, Inbox, Alerts. Hover over your name and a drop down menu will appear.

        That is the CP. Or go to http://otakucentral.org/account while logged in... I think.
        Sep 17, 2015
      2. Xen
        Xen
        Bob for Hospice Admin!
        Sep 18, 2015
      3. Miho
        Miho
        Thank u! :D
        Sep 20, 2015
    19. Ombra
    20. saika
      1. Demonic Predecessor and Bob like this.
      2. Ombra
        Ombra
        So beautiful. c':
        Sep 1, 2015
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    Once upon a time a great conference was held, in which the finest minds came to a single place to debate and conclude the ultimate question.

    What colour should our Usernames be?

    On one side, the neckbeard/paedophile cross over and his wench, on the other side, all sane and rational people.

    At first the sane and rational people tried to contribute, but soon the other side resorted to lengthy essays on the issue and objected to the contributions. The debate soon devolved into the insane gibberings of a lunatic, as he debates with himself, what colour should we all be? The sane and rational people tried to calm the crazed soul, but the weight of the ultimate question was too much for one mind to comprehend and insanity beckoned. He ran fourth and sealed the exits preventing the sane and rational people from escaping. He soon begun speaking in tongues, as if possed by a demon, only occasionally breaking through the mist of his ruined mind to complain that no one else was contributing to the debate. But what of the wench? She too had succumbed to his illness, and agreed wholeheartedly with his comments. And yet the sane and rational people could not understand, they tried to help him in his anguish but he was too far gone.

    Finally, the sane and rational people banded together and broke free and made good their exit. The grounds of the debate were sealed, and the great convention centre that had been erected became crumbled, derelict, and has long since sunken into obscurity. No sane and rational being has dared return since, with the price and sacrifice too great to discover the ultimate truth.

    But what of the man? His mind ruined, unable to contain the torture, he wondered the realm in his crazed state. People tried to help him, but to no avail. In his greater moments of lucidity he would complain at being undervalued, and eventually resigned as admin.
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